Mary had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb;

She ground it up and made some jam,

She feed it to her cousin Fred,

Who liked it spread upon rye bread.

He fed it to his wife named Marge,

But it made her spread out like a barge.

So they fed it to the kids,

But all their hair fell out, and they had to buy them wigs.

So they fed it to the dawg that night,

But that stupid dawg he lost his sight,

So they fed it to the cat the very next day,

But that cat, he died, yes dead away.

So if you have a lamb,

I’d advise you don’t make Lamb jam.

Cause all that Mary ate were figs,

And she’s the one who sold them wigs. ©

George Henry Nichols